Wednesday, January 30, 2008

State of the Union CliffsNotes version

President Bush:
Republicans and Democrats can cooperate as long as the Democrats do everything the way I want it.

Response by KS governor Kathleen Sebelius:
Let's put all of this partisanship aside and work together. Join us, Mr. President and do everything the way we want it.


It's touching that everyone is so eager to work together. Kinda like how we offer to work together with Iran and North Korea.

I'm completely disenchanted. I'm changing my focus to fashion and celebrity news.
-Kathleen

2 comments:

Nate said...

NO! KATHLEEN! DON'T DO IT! YOU'RE STILL YOUNG!

Jon Gold said...

*Dennis Franz voice* Ya gotta be tough in this business, Watson! Ya gotta slog through this crapola 24/7/365!

*Eats 30 lb. tuna salad sandwhich, dies.*