Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

My thoughts on the coming collapse can be found here.

Bush: America's First Gay President

Oh, the Onion--what would we do without it?

President George W. Bush was unusually reflective in the final weeks of his administration, taking time during speeches and press conferences to look back on key decisions, expound on his legacy, and tout his role in paving the way for the nation's first African-American president by serving eight years as its first openly gay president.

"I'm inspired by our great country's willingness to look past the color of a man's skin—or, in my case, his overt homosexuality—and elect him based on his ability to lead," Bush told reporters following his meeting with president-elect Barack Obama on Nov. 10. "I've always been proud of my homosexuality, and I am so proud of the United States."

Bush added, "Thank you, America, for taking a chance on an openly gay man from Texas: tight jeans, cowboy hats, and all."

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Bush Pardons A Very Large Turkey

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Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

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John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight
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The Onion on the Miller Case

As usual, the satire is top-notch--despite the seriousness of the actual story:

A University of Iowa professor is accused of fondling students in exchange for higher grades. What do you think?