A journalist's work is never done

I've always used the O.J. trial as an example of a mass media extravaganza-slash-orgy-slash-"there sure are a lot of blonde women with microphones here all of a sudden" gone absolutely amok. Now there's going to be another one? I'll have to add a clarifying Roman numeral, like people do for the second President Bush! O.J., you inconsiderate dolt!

What's this guy's deal, anyway? Is he deranged? Greedy? The victim of circumstance? I don't know. Frankly, I don't care. Why does everyone else seem to?

This has been a brief public service announcement from your severely irritated opinions editor.