My new theory

Yes, I did realize that the post title sounded like the name of a Scrubs episode.  Good job, Shakira.

I have a theory about the existence of extra-terrestrials.  I think they actually exist, they just choose to reveal themselves only to credulous half-wits in order to maintain anonymity.  Why, it's diabolical!



(And if you know what game that art comes from, you rock. Jon out.)