Sunday, March 2, 2008

Dear Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and KFC.

I know you're all in the same little fast food conglomerate, but I can't take it anymore, because you seem to be sharing piss-poor marketing strategies.

"Melty" is not a word. It is annoying. Stop using it.

That is all.


Jon Gold said...

Mmm, that's good TranSysCo processed grade X-2 food product! Very melty!

Kathleen said...

Wasn't he one of the seven dwarfs?

Jon Gold said...

Yeah, the one that gave Dopey that developmental disability.

Nik K said...

Thank you. It was bad enough to hear it during the Taco Bell spots but when it started spreading to the KFC and Pizza Hut spots I found a whole new level of contempt for Yum Brands.