Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Text Message I Just Received

My friend (in Iowa City): "Someone at the polling place told me that if Barack Obama is elected he's going to change the food pyramid to include just fried chicken and watermelon. Is that true?"

I felt the only appropriate response was this:

"Essentially yes. Also, "In God We Trust" will be replaced with "In H.O.V.A We Trust"

Despite my dislike for both fried chicken and watermelon, I must get behind the deifying of Jay-Z. Vote Obama.

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