Pants-crappingly exciting

I don't know if I can handle it. As I write this, Arsenal are seconds away from kicking off their second-leg game against Italian giants AC Milan and the Obama and Clinton campaigns are biting their nails in Ohio and Texas. There's no doubt about it, this is a big day.

Could Arsenal do what no English team has ever done and beat Milan at the San Siro? Could the Democratic party, at long last, have a nominee for a contest that should be theirs to lose?

UPDATE: The Arsenal game is underway, and my Gunners look threatening already, at three minutes in. Come on you reds!