Daily Iowan Opinions with some dot-com mixed in
I hat'd this blog, then I realiz'd; it's a blog. Political and social banter in feces form. Good times.Apostrophe's rock.We get paid, if it get's published, and if we remember to write that it got published on Jon's fancy new electronic calendar.
How would we write from other perspectives? Like, I'd say, "I'm better than everyone else. Judge-judge-judge. People are stupid." and you'd know I was Nate? Or, if I said, "I don't need to listen to Republicans, I'm just really smart and I know they're all crooks." and I'd be Jon?And someone else could fill a column with thousands of unneccesary words. Is that what you mean?
Yes. And someone could write like Beau - in all tangent form.
somebody comment on my blog posts. i feel left out.
"Republicans suck. Democrats Suck. Independents suck. Ron Paul walks on water. If you're not a feminist you're a misogynist."-KathleenKinda like that?
I really wish people would read this blog.
"When women talk to me, it's like they're speaking in another language and I can't comprehend anything they're saying."-Nate
"There are people in the middle east who don't like each other."- Andrew
Also, if any of you bring me a column with that many abused apostrophes, I'll hide snakes in your car.
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